CAR OF THE FUTURE
Is this the car of the future? Is it? Well IS IT?
LILSIE MILFWIN
Lilsie is a real 'lady about town'. She loves to buy handbags at cut-price prices. Unfortunately she lost her handbag while posing for this picture. Can any of you kindly donate her your own handbag?
PRAAHL HEMSON
Praahl recently swam from Gibraltar all the way back again. A distance of 0.5 inches. Congratulations Praahl Hemson!
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TAYLOR FINNBERRY ESQ.
Taylor Finnberry is one of the country's (Britain)'s) leading experts on general affairs. He knows everything there is on general information - everything from EU subsidies for nickel production, to how much London weighs.
SILMON TALFINI
Silmon has lost his favourite pair of shoes and is feeling rather under the weather. Can you help him (find his shoes?).
NONCHALANT ANNE
Nonchalant Anne is so called because of her capacity for sheer nonchalance.
INQUISITIVE BILL
Bill (Inquisitive Bill) is an exceptionally inquisitive man. Were you to meet him, no doubt he would enquire as to your place of birth, current domicile, favourite food etc etc. However, please do not ask him anything, as he gets very VERY angry if he is enquired at.
TOADSTALL HENRY
Born on the hills of Swinton Dale, Toadstall Henry is perhaps one of the most friendly of baccilli one could hope to meet.
THE BEAR HUMTOVSKI
A professional watch-maker, the Bear Humtovski produces watches and time-pieces for fashionable ladies the world over.
OSWALD PINK
Mr Oswald Pink has lived in Piccadilly for 13 years but has never ever seen Piccadilly Circus (he covers his eyes when he walks past).
PRINCESS GRIMELDA
The mysterious Princess Grimelda lives in a tiny castle with Batesy, her silent companion. Some say they don't get on. Others disagree (i.e. they say that they do) (get on))
MARTIN LAVELLE
Martin Lavelle has trained Pelby to fold serviettes into the shape of the Sydney Opera House. They've even been on Belgian television together (although this was for something entirely different)
CARDINAL WIG WAM TOMMY
I have seen Cardinal Wig Wam Tommy many times, although always when I'm asleep. I dreamt him up!!!!!!!
